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• I have an extra ticket to see Kevin Smith speak/chat candidly at Carnegie Hall tonight. Anyone want to come? DM me if so. #
• RT @ZODIAC_MF: WHAT THE FUCK #
• @hanjeanwat I got a high school graduation card that didn’t identify the writer, or his/her relationship to me. Sleuthing was required. #
• RT @LegendaryChild: Official NYC #areallygoodejob meet up in Williamsburg Brooklyn tomorrow. 5 Ten Eyck St., #32 11206; 7pm. DM me to RSVP. #

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• RT @kevinlawler: art is pretty good #
• The Great American Food & Music Fest “will go down as one of the worst Bay Area events since Altamont.” Hmm. http://is.gd/13ECs #
• Funny, poignant. http://www.obamasplanforgayrights.com/ #

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• Too much music. Airwaves was cute and now it’s time for Bill Callahan. My mind is turning into indie-rock oatmeal. #northsidefest #
• @pjosephcaine Paul, what were you thinking? That band interview you just read clarified that it’s Air Waves. 2 words. Get with it. #
• Bill Callahan was good. Although I wonder if I’m “old enough” for that sort of low-key mid-tempo high-acclaim music. #northsidefest #
• @vrizov I just mean ‘the concert was well-executed, but I can’t imagine diving into his back catalog.’ #
• He’s very lucid. RT @DeciderNY: Taking questions while baked: Kevin Smith answers readers’ most pressing inquiries. http://is.gd/12ySV #
• Woah. RT @sheerling: oh, man… those pics are ridic - RT @moneyries Iran is just going nuts. Big Picture just updated: http://bit.ly/xwcZY #
• Another article to put in the “Why I will never understand Japan, not even a little bit” file. http://is.gd/12INT #
• word. RT @jodyrosen: Getting a *little* tired of biking in monsoons. #anotherinsipidtweetaboutrain #
• So happy to hear that Cayuga Capital Management failed their C of O inspection…twice. It’s always good when assholes lose money. #44berry #
• *Unless, of course, the assholes in question were going to share. And these assholes had no such plans. #

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• Me and boris are in the heavily branded heineken light vip room @ #northsidefest. It’s nice. Everything is tinted green. To brightblack! #
• Just realized: people do jello shots. That is a thing. Something that happens. Not sure why this impresses me as it does. #
• RT @LegendaryChild: I may go back to tweeting from my alter-ego. All this Beatrice Inn business is inspiring. #
• @charliep85 I don’t know you, but your dog looks like me! Love that #northsidefest twitter search social media connection! #
• Just discovered that I’ll be able to catch both Sunset Rubdown and John Vanderslice tonight, a/k/a two albums of the year in three hours. #
• Good. Riding on the sidewalk is dumb. RT @brooklynbybike: Count for people I know who have gotten summons for riding on the sidewalk, 4. #
• Cops marathon proceeding nicely. Would love to buy another season on iTunes, but deposits for the new apartment have dented my liquidity. #
• RT @sashafrerejones GREEN DAY, MAN. I GOT YOU, FOR REAL. AMERICA IS EFFED UP. I HEARD YOU LAST TIME, MAN. BUT GOOD LOOKING OUT, GREEN DA… #
• fuck. yeah. RT @motorino: news flash!: starting TONIGHT: we are open until 1am Friday and Saturday; Sunday - Thursday, 12am #
• Obama? Whuh? You are cooler than this! RT @ostroffj: Seriously now, WTF? RT @amazonrugger: NOBAMA NO! BAD BAD MAN. http://bit.ly/z6rxg #
• @eaterny sui ren in williamsburg - soft opening tonight. Very hush hush. http://twitpic.com/78eoc #

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• Good point. RT @missprimnpropa: @indegrow im surprised Matt didnt recognize u…after all u r his local shop girl hahaha. #
• Apostle of Hustle at Bowery…I’m sorta going through the motions, but I’m definitely excited to see what happens. This is a BIG weekend! #
• Apostle of Hustle attendance report: a tad sparse. Bowery is maybe too big? Performance: definite highs and lows, but interesting for sure. #
• RIP virgin records union square http://twitpic.com/74and #
• @dinosaurfeather I enjoyed your pull-quote in the L Magazine. Maybe ‘Dionsaur’ is a good band name. Like, Celine Dion + prehistoric animals. #
• Let’s get to 13-18! RT @LegendaryChild: Just passed the bro with the couch in the middle of the street. http://cli.gs/e3yMXL #employmybro #
• Nolan: a true gentleman RT @nolanob: Are you a friend of Paul Caine? Then help out his friend Nick! #employmybro http://tinyurl.com/p2txs8 #
• I NEED AN ABSOLUT SIGNATURE COCKTAIL AT A LOFT/EVENT SPACE IN SOHO AT THE @THEONION AND @DECIDERNY PARTY ASAP #
• Ha! Have you watched his ‘Great Moments in Ownage 17′ on Youtube? It’s a good one. RT @vrizov: @pjosephcaine ZODIACMOTHERFUCKER settle down. #

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• The blurb on the back of the Tiny Masters album calls David Bowie “the penultimate hipster.” Someone doesn’t know what penultimate means. #
• @ostroffj Why be the biggest hipster when you can be the second biggest? Same perks, less unwanted attention. #penultimatehipster #
• Tiny Masters of Today are ciphers—handy vehicles for established indie troubadours to explore their lost innocence. Beer: Lake Placid IPA. #
• There’s a difference between shooting fish in a barrel and having a barrel of shot fish delivered to your office via courier.-Troy Patterson #
• @absigaile congratulations! You know how much we’ll miss you out here. #
• Good morning, twitterlings, twipe, all the other twoffal out there #
• @nolanob Yes! He is @LegendaryChild, a true bro. You will meet him when you visit. Also, vote for him. He deserves it. #
• @legendarychild RT @nolanob: have you ever had a dream, and been “this close” to getting it. Then #employmybro http://tinyurl.com/p2txs8 #
• This is cool. http://is.gd/XDhP #
• RT @Lock: Absurd press release of the day: “THE ROXY THEATRE MAKES SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKING HISTORY AS THE #1 CLUB ON TWITTER” #
• RT @noahadler: Not all the Wburg trustafarians are gone. Overheard on Driggs: I always wondered what waiting for a bus would be like. #
• Please help! I am looking for a word that is a combination of “cipher” and “intermediary”. A vehicle for third-party projection, basically. #
• @ostroffj An actual word, thx! Thinking along the lines of proxy, surrogate, intercessor, but none of those are quite what I’m looking for. #
• @absigaile a kiddie band that’s attracted collaborations with lots of famous indie musicians. #
• Unclear why I signed up for the Phish newsletter, but it’s less interesting by the day. No, I don’t want to buy a copy of the Asheville gig. #
• You prankster you! RT @indegrow Just ran into matt and kim at C Town I had to keep a straight face. #

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• Dog park might be my favorite place in williamsburg. All good feelings, all the time. http://twitpic.com/6xv3q #
• 23.5 ounces, 11% alcohol: everything is wrong (and right?) with this here sparks imitator. http://twitpic.com/6xy5c #
• I’m listening to the new Sunset Rubdown album for the millionth time right now. So amazing, dense, rich. #
• I’m reading some great reports about the weather last night. Light shows, loud bangs. My window looks mud-spattered. Should have stayed up. #
• I want to date Slate interns, I think. Pass word along if you know of any. #
• It is so insanely hot in this office. Why is everyone being so stoic about it, I wonder? #
• RT @butlikesrsly:@LegendaryChild is in the top 30 for #areallygoodejob….. VOTE NOW, RETWEET, SEND TO FRIENDS, ETC… http://cli.gs/GeqJq5 #
• Afternoon instructions: 1) Listen to this song: http://is.gd/VDmE 2) Go here and vote for Nick: http://cli.gs/GeqJq5 #
• Word. Love that shit. RT @butlikesrsly: 7 train tweet #
• ISO Tiny masters of today advance. Its gotta be in one of these boxes… #
• Found it! Time to kidzbop the night away with adult beverages #

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• It’s like, why bother with Law and Order SVU when Cops fits twice the pathos in half the running time #
• Williamsburg in the crosshairs! (Comments section is choice, by the way.) http://is.gd/ThFE #
• RT @butlikesrsly: OVER IT. HATE THIS ARTICLE. HATE THE TIMES. RT @pjosephcaine Williamsburg in the crosshairs! http://is.gd/ThFE #
• Listening to “The Last Castrato” record, again and again. Music for purgatory, as I am waiting for a U-Haul to arrive. #
• RT @LegendaryChild: Food & Wine Magazine covers the Murphy-Goode job search. Amazing! #areallygoodejob http://cli.gs/ps3XS9 #
• That Times article about Wburg could’ve been written about ANY Manhattan nabe, but the # of 20somethings & the sums would’ve been way higher #

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• Probably should have listened to Lee Scratch Perry’s ‘Repentance’ when it came out last year. Better late than never. Strange, amazing. #
• College bonhomie reaches its apex at radegast. Epic times, multiple pitchers #
• University of houston? That exists, no? RT @absigaile i don’t want to leave happy sunny houston for cold ugly midwest or mean dirty new york #
• Mccarren is kickin #
• McCarren is blessed with a gentle breeze at this time. Turkey’s Nest is killing it. http://twitpic.com/6us54 #
• Heading to bushwick open studios… Hopefully the studios will still be open. I am ready to become a patron of the inexpensive arts. #
• Art. A lot of it disposable. Studios are cool, though. The physical space. Tin ceilings, etc. #

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• Tweets have been few and far between. Too much movement. Also finished my woodworking class. My end table will wow guests, I think. #

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