Caine Blog

The woman, after a good 25-30 minutes of clipping, has left the table COVERED in nail clippings.  Likewise the chair and the surrounding area.  Never have I felt more detached from my fellow human beings.

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Someone is clipping their nails at the table behind me.  Who the fuck does this at a Starbucks?  I am in absolute shock, in addition to being revolted.

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The fact that I’m sitting in one right now should only be attributed to my desire to download music, and nothing more.  The absurd gymnastics of receiving free wireless here - buying a ‘Starbucks Card’, signing up for some sort of AT&T account, receiving spam e-mails - combined with the fact that all of their [...]

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So I’ve arrived in New York City, and am currently living in Queens.  I’ve had and will continue to have a pretty minimal internet connection, so these posts will by necessity be occasional.  Soon, though, I’ll move into a neighborhood with some good wi-fi to steal, and that’s when the blog will just fucking BLOW [...]

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This is an amazing piece by Malachi Ward.  It’s a testament to the power of maps to reorient and re-frame not just physical environments but also mental ones.

(from Pharyngula, Strange Maps)

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This is my new blog. My old blog remains up here. My website is here. You can e-mail me here.

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