The fact that I’m sitting in one right now should only be attributed to my desire to download music, and nothing more. The absurd gymnastics of receiving free wireless here - buying a ‘Starbucks Card’, signing up for some sort of AT&T account, receiving spam e-mails - combined with the fact that all of their food is insanely unhealthy (thanks NYC guidelines demanding calorie counts on menus!), makes me wonder why I biked the thirty blocks out here. And then I remembered: I live in Queens. Nothing is convenient. For small detached houses (or in some cases, gaudy, marble-smothered monstrosities) on tiny lots, Queens residents have sacrificed everything.
Well, not really. But still. Couldn’t someone knock 20 minutes off the commute via public transit?
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