Caine Blog

I have no idea why I still have my current wireless router, as it’s a piece of shit.  I also have no idea why I bought it in the first place, because even at the time I purchased it - nearly a year ago - I knew that D-Link was the pits.

Today I opted against D-Link’s “premium customer service,” a gigantic, trimodal oxymoron that involves shelling out $30 just to speak to a human being about my expensive broken crap, and now I can’t set my router password thus allowing everyone on the block to use my internet!  And slow it down!

Somewhere, a tree grows in Brooklyn, but I know it’s not here.  Not tonight.